I spend my days explaining why avocados aren't just a fruit (and no, I’m not on a diet—I eat fries. In moderation, obviously). Between my patients, my girls, and my Netflix binges, my life is pretty full... but there’s one thing missing: a normal guy. No ghosters, no 'just looking for fun' types, and no 'my ex was crazy' stories (spoiler alert: it was probably you). Just someone to laugh with, cook messy-but-delicious food with, and maybe... see where things go. PS: If you mention protein intake in my DMs, you’re getting blocked.

Karlee, 23 yo. 4